Disgust’s Skincare Diary Day 8 – Pink bottle, pink lies. : 1000-word review
Disgust’s Skincare Diary Day 8 – Pink bottle, pink lies.
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Disgust’s Skincare Diary Day 8 – Pink bottle, pink lies.

I wanted to believe.

Salmon DNA? PDRN? Pink Peptide?

It sounded like a sci-fi reboot for my skin. I imagined waking up with K-drama lead glow, soft baby cheeks, and pores vanishing into another dimension.

 

 

Instead, I got… meh.

 

Let’s start with the bottle.

Looks like Barbie went into med school. Cute? Yes. Effective? Not so much.

 

Texture? Not terrible. Light, spreads well, a bit silky.

But my skin didn’t drink it up. It sat there. Hovering. Like it wasn’t sure it belonged.

 

After a week, I kept checking the mirror like:

“Okay, where’s the bounce?”

“Where’s the glow?”

“Where’s the anything??”

 

No breakouts, sure. But no improvement either. And for a serum that name-drops salmon and peptides like it’s trying to win a science fair, I expected more than just “it didn’t irritate me.”

 

And the worst part?

It feels like it’s almost doing something. But then… doesn’t.

Like a coworker who shows up to the meeting but says nothing.

 

I’m not angry. Just disappointed. (And the price compared to what it does????)

You had all the right buzzwords, baby. But you gave me absolutely nothing.

 

Final verdict:

Pink packaging, pink promises… pink performance? Nah. Just pink disappointment.

 19Comments
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    I saw “pink lies” and was READY to drag this serum but why is it actually… kinda perfect?
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    RIGHT? like I was fully prepared for it to be all vibes no function, but then it gave me skin so smooth I scared myself in the mirror
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    The betrayal!! i wanted it to be overpriced fluff in a cute bottle but noooo it had to go and work
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    It’s the texture for me like watery silk?? just glides on like “don’t worry babe i got this”
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer Plus it layers with literally everything. no pilling. no weird reactions. it’s like the popular kid that’s also somehow really nice
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    Not me whispering “okay fine” to the serum like it’s a rom-com confession scene
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    And the glow??? it’s not even a normal glow it’s that “i had 8 hours of sleep and my life is together” kind of lie
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer I swear it makes my other skincare behave better. like they’re scared of disappointing it 😭
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    I was skeptical because it’s so pink and pretty but now i’m like… what if it deserves to be the main character?
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    TBH? it’s giving lead role energy. and i’m just the supportive bestie holding the bottle like “you’re doing amazing sweetie”
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    Can someone explain why everyone’s acting like this pink bottle cured their skin AND emotional damage?? it’s literally… fine??
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    TY. i used it for two weeks and my skin said “meh.” no glow, no bounce, just vibes and empty promises
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer The bottle’s cute, i’ll give it that. but if i wanted overpriced aesthetic water, i’d just buy fancy bottled water and pour it on my face
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    Like okay, it feels nice, but so does putting on moisturizer. where’s the transformation?? where’s the ✨wow✨??
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer It’s skincare for people who want to feel like they’re doing something without actually doing anything
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    I swear i kept using it just to prove myself wrong and… nothing. not even a placebo glow
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer Meanwhile some ppl are acting like it whispered sweet nothings and fixed their trauma
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    I love pretty packaging too but i need results, not romantic delusions in serum form
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer Long and short, she’s cute, but she’s a liar
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