Bro…

WHO INVENTED THIS AND WHY DID THEY WAIT THIS LONG???

I’m out here manually crimping my lashes with a cold piece of metal like it’s the 1800s,

meanwhile this girlie plugs into USB and says

“hi. do you want your lashes to stay up all day? yes? ok.”

I put it to my eye, fully expecting nothing.

2 seconds later — BAM. My lashes looked like they signed a contract with gravity and refused to honor it.

I was SHOOK. Like blinking felt luxurious.

My lashes? Curled. Lifted. Still here by 10PM.

The only downside?

I now expect every beauty tool to be heated and portable and perfect.

And when they’re not, I judge them like an angry Sephora employee.

Anyway.

Heated lash curler = 10/10 witchcraft.

Might propose.