(a.k.a. “I still don’t like sheet masks but… this one’s making a case”)

I don’t like sheet masks. There. I said it.

They’re slippery, they slide around, and most of them do absolutely NOTHING but make you look like a serial killer for 20 minutes.

But THIS one? Okay, this one shut me up a bit.

The “tingle” part? Real. Not painful, but definitely spicy — in a good way. I was skeptical at first, but by the time I took the mask off, I was weirdly impressed. My pores didn’t disappear, obviously (I’m not 19 anymore), but they looked tighter. And the texture of my skin? Baby-smooth. Like I’d gone in with a soft blur filter. My foundation? Went on like butter. Not even exaggerating.

The sheet itself is cut really well — it actually sticks and hugs the skin instead of doing origami on my face. It’s soaked but not dripping, and there’s enough serum left over for neck + chest if you’re feeling generous.

Would I repurchase? Shocking even myself here but… yes.

I don’t believe in miracles, but if a sheet mask can make my face feel clean, soft, and convincingly prepped for makeup in under 20 minutes, we’re no longer enemies.