it’s just water,
they say.
a can of fancy mist
with a French accent
and zero ambition.
but listen—
this?
this is the pause button
in my midday chaos.
this is my skin’s way of
exhaling.
It doesn’t coat you in fake dew
or promise eternal glow.
it just is —
clean, cool, and calming.
When my face is red from retinol,
when the air feels like static,
when I’ve overdone everything else,
Avène shows up
like a whisper:
“hydrate, don’t overcomplicate.”
It doesn’t scream.
It doesn’t tingle.
It doesn’t even smell.
But that’s what makes it sacred.
The nozzle? A dream.
Fine, even, delicate.
No aggressive splatter, no sticky residue.
Just mist,
like fog on glass.
And no—it won’t erase wrinkles.
It won’t unclog your pores.
But if you’ve ever needed your face to just chill out
and stop yelling at you?
This water speaks fluent silence.
Call it placebo.
Call it overpriced air.
But I’ll be over here
ordering my third can
like it’s holy water
from the Cévennes.