Disgust’s Skincare Diary Day 9 – Ugh… fine. It’s good. Whatever. : 1000-word review
Disgust’s Skincare Diary Day 9 – Ugh… fine. It’s good. Whatever.
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Disgust’s Skincare Diary Day 9 – Ugh… fine. It’s good. Whatever.

 

I hate to admit it…

But this cushion?

She’s kind of everything.

 

 

First of all, the packaging is sleek. Like, annoyingly pretty. Very “I brunch in Garosugil” energy.

Clicks open like a compact designed for drama. You know the type — snap, pat, perfect.

 

Shade #N-Light?

Dead on. Natural, neutral, not too yellow, not too pink. Just… annoyingly balanced.

I applied it, ready to be unimpressed.

 

Instead, I found myself saying things like:

“Wait, why is my skin doing that?”

“Who gave me this subtle radiance?”

“Who authorized this?”

 

The finish?

Dewy, but not greasy.

Blurring, but not cakey.

 

Coverage? Just enough to hide the mess but still look like “you just woke up like this.”

Ugh. Annoying.

 

It lasted through coffee, a mid-day slump, and a passive-aggressive meeting.

Sure, I had to touch up — I’m human, not a K-pop idol — but it held up better than most of my relationships.

 

And here’s the worst part…

I keep reaching for it. Like instinct. Like trust.

 

It just works, okay?

I hate how much I like it.

 

Final verdict:

So good it’s offensive. Jungsaemool, you win. But don’t let it go to your head.

 19Comments
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    Not me reading this whole review like “same.” i swore i wouldn’t like this cushion. i wanted to roast it. and now i’m out here glowing like i meditate and drink green juice.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    LITERALLY ME. i hate that it makes me look put together with zero effort?? i dab it on while half-asleep and somehow still end up looking like i slept 9 hours and journaled.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    Y’all i bought it just to prove people wrong and now it’s living rent-free in my makeup bag. the audacity of this product to blur my pores and match my undertone perfectly.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    ok but why does it make me feel like the main character at work?? like i looked in the mirror during lunch and was like “oh, so that’s why everyone’s been extra nice today.”
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    ngl i was ready to hate it too. the branding is so smug 😤 but then it gave me K-drama skin and i was like… okay fine. i’ll shut up and repurchase.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer And the shade match?? suspiciously accurate. like how did they know?? i feel exposed.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer Also, WHY is the finish so smooth without being flat? it’s like “i have my life together” in cushion form.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    it handled my oily t-zone and my dry cheeks without cracking. witchcraft.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    Held up during my 3-hour meeting, iced latte meltdown, and a sudden cry session. what else do you want from me, Jungsaemool.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    Lowkey scared to try anything else now. like what if this is the peak cushion and it’s all downhill from here?
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    You ever love a product so much you get mad at it? like how DARE this cushion pull me together emotionally, spiritually, and aesthetically before 9am?
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer yes!! like i used it before a date thinking “whatever, just need to cover this pimple” and i ended up looking ethereal. he looked stressed. i looked like a soft-focus commercial.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer STOP 😂 i wore it to brunch once and someone asked if i was “doing something new with my skin.” no girl. i’m just wearing betrayal in compact form.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer It’s the kind of product you want to gatekeep but also want everyone to know you discovered first. like do i post about it or pretend i woke up like this?
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer Literally my crisis!! like do i let others in on the secret or stay smug and mysterious forever?
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer I’ve decided it’s too good to keep to myself… but if someone asks for the shade i use, i lie. gotta protect my glow 😌
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer lmao that’s fair. i’ll drop the name but blur the label in selfies. let them suffer like i did pre-Jungsaemool.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer Honestly… this cushion is the villain origin story of my confidence. i trust it more than most people in my life.
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    Influencer
    3 days ago
    @Influencer Same. might ask it to officiate my wedding.
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